A wife noticed her husband
A wife noticed her husband eating a large piece of chocolate cake.
She asked, “Weren’t you starting a healthy diet today?”
He nodded seriously. “Yes, I am.”
She pointed at the cake. “Then what is that?”
He looked at the cake and said, “This is part of my new diet.”
She raised an eyebrow. “How exactly?”
He explained, “I read that you should never completely deny yourself the foods you love.”
She nodded. “That makes sense.”
He smiled and took another bite.
“So I’m having cake to protect myself from future cravings.”
His wife laughed.
“That is the most creative excuse I’ve ever heard.”
He replied, “Thank you.”
“That wasn’t a compliment.” “I’m still counting it as one.”
She shook her head.
“Fine. Just remember, tomorrow we’re eating vegetables.”
He sighed. “Can I protect myself from vegetable cravings too?”