A wife handed her husband a long list
A wife handed her husband a long list of chores.
He looked at it and said, “Wow. This is a lot.”
She replied, “It’s just a few things around the house.”
He started reading.
“Fix the shelf, clean the garage, repair the door, organize the closet, wash the windows, and clean the backyard.”
He looked at her.
“You call this a few things?”
She smiled. “Yes.”
He sighed. “How long do you think all this will take?”
She answered, “Probably a couple of hours.”
He laughed.
“Two hours?”
She nodded.
He smiled and said, “You know, I really admire your optimism.”
She laughed.
“Fine. Take the weekend.”
He immediately said, “I suddenly feel much better.”
She replied, “Good. Because I just added the basement to the list.”
He looked at the ceiling.
“Marriage teaches you that every problem has a solution.”
She smiled.
“And every solution has another chore.”